when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
very very very below average
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend
why are 15 year olds so angry
because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk: