SlowlyBreakingApart

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

willinoise:

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^lil playa~~

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so does this make me a fucked up individual or

fangsandvampirates:

my-drug-is-supernatural:

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

You know what I want?
At the end of the last episode of Supernatural, I want Dean and Sam to be driving down the road in the Impala when all the sudden the song “Carry On My Wayward Son” comes on the radio and have Dean hit the mute button and say “God I hate that song.”

I would probably laugh so hard I would die.

That would be the most perfect, non-hurtful ending to Supernatural

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

I’m so proud of you.

I just wanted to tell you

in case no one has.

thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

The road so far…

dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

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Thanks, tumblr.

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I think the tumblr staff are slowly losing their minds.

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You think they just sit around, like… We have to top April Fool’s Day.

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

do you ever get so emotional and you just

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